Hello there, you heard right. Mr Weezer is doing a Weezer rankdown. Weezer is a well known pop-rock band formed in the early 1990s by God (Rivers Cuomo), My co-worker at the office who said Weezer was lame (Matt Sharp), Patrick Wilson, and Brian Bell. After awhile, My co-worker at the office who said Weezer was lame left Weezer cold, bitter and alone. And they did not want to be old men anymore and even after my co-worker at the office who said Weezer was lame left, they released more music this time with Scott Shriner replacing him on bass. With Scott Shriner they went back to the good life. It was time they got back, it was time they got back, and they didn't know how they fell off the track, they wanted to go back yeahhhhhhhh.
For this rankdown, I compiled two singles from each album they have released, any songs I felt like were standouts or exceptionally special to God, and I also took two songs off of the rock opera they abandoned before working on Pinkerton (Songs From The Black Hole). The songs I chose are in my opinion the best songs on SFTBH.
Anyways, here are the songs you will be ranking if you want to do this:
Undone (The Sweater Song)
Buddy Holly
Say It Ain't So
I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams
Longtime Sunshine
El Scorcho
The Good Life
Pink Triangle
Hash Pipe
Island In The Sun
Dope Nose
Keep Fishin
Beverly Hills
Perfect Situation
Pork And Beans
Troublemaker
(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To
I'm Your Daddy
Can't Stop Partying (ft. Lil Wayne)
Memories
Hang On
Back To The Shack
Da Vinci
Thank God For Girls
King Of The World
Feels Like Summer
Happy Hour
Africa
Take On Me
Can't Knock The Hustle
High As A Kite
Send your lists here
now due june 24th to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Weezer's debut single, "Undone - The Sweater Song"
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Sunday, March 3, 2019
Why Sex is Not Allowed: An Essay
Mr. Weezer
Mr. Weezer's Chart Examination
February 24, 2019
Hello, welcome to the Mr. Weezer blog. Today I am going to talk about how sex is prohibited
by the government and why it is that way. I feel like this is very important information. Especially
considering the fact that PornHub, the largest source of pornography online has now reached an
Alexa rating of 27. (For those who don't know, the Alexa rating is an index hosted by Amazon
that determines how many visitors websites have yearly.) Additionally, music has become
increasingly sexualized in recent years to great commercial success (look at the lyrics to any Nicki
Minaj song for proof).
What's the problem with the normalization of sex? Well, sex is the manifestation of everything
wrong with humanity. To begin, sex brings diseases such as HIV or chlamydia (which can chop that
skin flute right off, explaining why Brendon Urine lacks a penis.) As well, these sexually transmitted
diseases could potentially result in death. Notable famous people who have these sexually transmitted
diseases include Usher, Brendon Urie (previously stated to be evident by the lack of a penis), and
Magic Johnson. These diseases could also result in genitalia being distorted whether or not it is the
penis looking like that of a horse (which is not as fun as it sounds) or the vagina being a swollen red
instead of the usual pastel pink hue. In fact, these diseases have become so widespread that it is to the
point that more than half of the world has at least one (with the most common being herpes). The
reason sex is banned is that way these diseases could be eradicated over time, providing a purer
humanity.
As well, sex has brought nothing to humanity except for pain and suffering. Case in point is
Weezer's album "Pinkerton" which is a perfect insight into the life of God himself (Rivers Cuomo)
and his struggle with sex. Throughout the album, he makes an point for why he has banned sex and
each track provides more and more emotion to it than the last. By the end, I was completely
convinced on why sex is banned. Rivers' pain is evident throughout the whole album. He is truly
presenting his heart and soul to the whole world and to prevent his pain and suffering, sex is banned.
For instance, some examples where is pain is evident is on "Tired Of Sex" where he complains about
his struggle to find and attract a sexual partner so he can have sex. Something emphasized by his
screams for help in the post-chorus. Or the fiery "El Scorcho" where Cuomo hisses out against those
"half japanese girls" for denying him of a relationship which is prevalent in his actions in the song
such as looking through the girl's diary after saying that she's never heard of "Green Day" (a popular
rock band at the time of the song's release). Finally, on "Pink Triangle" Cuomo details a story of
where the person he liked was actually a lesbian and how he felt. He expresses his pain and to
prevent this pain in the future, Cuomo banned sex himself. However, Cuomo not only did this for his
own personal benefit. He also wanted to help people live purer lives and lift a burden off of other
people who were sexually frustrated.
The final reason for why Rivers Cuomo banned sex is because of massacres that occurred
because of peoples' sexual frustrations. Throughout history, sex has only brought frustration and
anger to this world to the point where people would kill each other to get closer to having sex.
This is because sex is a human instinct and our goal on this planet is to reproduce. People would
do anything to fulfill this need, as this is what they were designed for including the killing of other
people. Since sex is able to kill people, it can be concluded that Cuomo's ban on sex is live-saving.
Therefore, as a conclusion, sex is a burden on society and by removing it, Rivers Cuomo (aka
God) was able to save this world from disease, pain, anger, and death. Cuomo's ban on sex
singlehandedly will eradicate sexually transmitted diseases such as Herpes and HIV in the future, has
stopped the pain and anger sexually frustrated people faced, and has saved lives because of this anger.
Mr. Weezer's Chart Examination
February 24, 2019
Hello, welcome to the Mr. Weezer blog. Today I am going to talk about how sex is prohibited
by the government and why it is that way. I feel like this is very important information. Especially
considering the fact that PornHub, the largest source of pornography online has now reached an
Alexa rating of 27. (For those who don't know, the Alexa rating is an index hosted by Amazon
that determines how many visitors websites have yearly.) Additionally, music has become
increasingly sexualized in recent years to great commercial success (look at the lyrics to any Nicki
Minaj song for proof).
What's the problem with the normalization of sex? Well, sex is the manifestation of everything
wrong with humanity. To begin, sex brings diseases such as HIV or chlamydia (which can chop that
skin flute right off, explaining why Brendon Urine lacks a penis.) As well, these sexually transmitted
diseases could potentially result in death. Notable famous people who have these sexually transmitted
diseases include Usher, Brendon Urie (previously stated to be evident by the lack of a penis), and
Magic Johnson. These diseases could also result in genitalia being distorted whether or not it is the
penis looking like that of a horse (which is not as fun as it sounds) or the vagina being a swollen red
instead of the usual pastel pink hue. In fact, these diseases have become so widespread that it is to the
point that more than half of the world has at least one (with the most common being herpes). The
reason sex is banned is that way these diseases could be eradicated over time, providing a purer
humanity.
As well, sex has brought nothing to humanity except for pain and suffering. Case in point is
Weezer's album "Pinkerton" which is a perfect insight into the life of God himself (Rivers Cuomo)
and his struggle with sex. Throughout the album, he makes an point for why he has banned sex and
each track provides more and more emotion to it than the last. By the end, I was completely
convinced on why sex is banned. Rivers' pain is evident throughout the whole album. He is truly
presenting his heart and soul to the whole world and to prevent his pain and suffering, sex is banned.
For instance, some examples where is pain is evident is on "Tired Of Sex" where he complains about
his struggle to find and attract a sexual partner so he can have sex. Something emphasized by his
screams for help in the post-chorus. Or the fiery "El Scorcho" where Cuomo hisses out against those
"half japanese girls" for denying him of a relationship which is prevalent in his actions in the song
such as looking through the girl's diary after saying that she's never heard of "Green Day" (a popular
rock band at the time of the song's release). Finally, on "Pink Triangle" Cuomo details a story of
where the person he liked was actually a lesbian and how he felt. He expresses his pain and to
prevent this pain in the future, Cuomo banned sex himself. However, Cuomo not only did this for his
own personal benefit. He also wanted to help people live purer lives and lift a burden off of other
people who were sexually frustrated.
The final reason for why Rivers Cuomo banned sex is because of massacres that occurred
because of peoples' sexual frustrations. Throughout history, sex has only brought frustration and
anger to this world to the point where people would kill each other to get closer to having sex.
This is because sex is a human instinct and our goal on this planet is to reproduce. People would
do anything to fulfill this need, as this is what they were designed for including the killing of other
people. Since sex is able to kill people, it can be concluded that Cuomo's ban on sex is live-saving.
Therefore, as a conclusion, sex is a burden on society and by removing it, Rivers Cuomo (aka
God) was able to save this world from disease, pain, anger, and death. Cuomo's ban on sex
singlehandedly will eradicate sexually transmitted diseases such as Herpes and HIV in the future, has
stopped the pain and anger sexually frustrated people faced, and has saved lives because of this anger.
Saturday, February 23, 2019
album review: weezer (teal album)
teal is a disgusting color.
but weezer turn it make it a nice color to look at.
the cover of africa, as i have said in the past is heaven. same applies for the rest of these covers. i love how weezer is branching out their sound with them.
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but weezer turn it make it a nice color to look at.
the cover of africa, as i have said in the past is heaven. same applies for the rest of these covers. i love how weezer is branching out their sound with them.
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Friday, December 21, 2018
topp 10 best songs of 2018
heyyyyyyyyyyyy i'm misterw eezer and i am here to countdown the top tennnnnnnnnnnnnn best hit songs of 2018 ;0)))))000)))))()(())))))))
first off we have a cery good song ;33333333333333
10. [Verse 1: Rivers Cuomo]
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
9. [Pre-Chorus : Matt Sharp, Rivers Cuomo]
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
8. [Chorus: Cuomo]
Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
7. [Verse 2: Cuomo]
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
6. [Pre-Chorus: Sharp, Cuomo]
Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
5. [Chorus: Cuomo]
Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
anyways,,, this next one is a long one just like weezer's 80 inch penis
6. [Bridge: Cuomo and Sharp]
Bang! Bang!
Knock on the door
Another big bang, get down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh!
(And that's for all time
And that's for all time)
5. [Chorus: Cuomo]
Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
5. [Intro]
Oh yeah
Alright
4. [Verse 1]
Somebody's Heine'
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one
Is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
3. [Interlude]
Oh yeah, alright
Feels good, inside
2. [Verse 2]
Flip on the telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
now time for our diswhorenebale mentions ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
DHM 1: [Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
DHM 2: [Verse 3]
I can't confront you
I never could do that which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
"This way is a water slide away from me
That takes you further every day"
So be cool
DHM 3: [Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
DHM 4: [Bridge]
Dear Daddy, I write you
In spite of years of silence
You've cleaned up, found Jesus
Things are good, or so I hear
This bottle of Stephen's
Awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather
The son is drowning in the flood
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
DHM 5: [Guitar Solo]
and now for my #1
my #1 is so touching just like weezer's pe pee
my #1 is good
My @1 is amazing
I am my $1
1. [Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
first off we have a cery good song ;33333333333333
10. [Verse 1: Rivers Cuomo]
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
9. [Pre-Chorus : Matt Sharp, Rivers Cuomo]
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
8. [Chorus: Cuomo]
Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
7. [Verse 2: Cuomo]
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
6. [Pre-Chorus: Sharp, Cuomo]
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time
5. [Chorus: Cuomo]
Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
anyways,,, this next one is a long one just like weezer's 80 inch penis
6. [Bridge: Cuomo and Sharp]
Bang! Bang!
Knock on the door
Another big bang, get down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh!
(And that's for all time
And that's for all time)
5. [Chorus: Cuomo]
Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
5. [Intro]
Oh yeah
Alright
4. [Verse 1]
Somebody's Heine'
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one
Is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes
3. [Interlude]
Oh yeah, alright
Feels good, inside
2. [Verse 2]
Flip on the telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow
now time for our diswhorenebale mentions ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
DHM 1: [Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
DHM 2: [Verse 3]
I can't confront you
I never could do that which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
"This way is a water slide away from me
That takes you further every day"
So be cool
DHM 3: [Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
DHM 4: [Bridge]
Dear Daddy, I write you
In spite of years of silence
You've cleaned up, found Jesus
Things are good, or so I hear
This bottle of Stephen's
Awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather
The son is drowning in the flood
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
DHM 5: [Guitar Solo]
and now for my #1
my #1 is so touching just like weezer's pe pee
my #1 is good
My @1 is amazing
I am my $1
1. [Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker
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Hello there, you heard right. Mr Weezer is doing a Weezer rankdown. Weezer is a well known pop-rock band formed in the early 1990s by God (R...