topp 10 best songs of 2018

heyyyyyyyyyyyy i'm misterw eezer and i am here to countdown the top tennnnnnnnnnnnnn best hit songs of 2018 ;0)))))000)))))()(())))))))


first off we have a cery good song ;33333333333333

10. [Verse 1: Rivers Cuomo]

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

9. [Pre-Chorus : Matt Sharp, Rivers Cuomo]

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

8. [Chorus: Cuomo]

Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that

7. [Verse 2: Cuomo]

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian

6. [Pre-Chorus: Sharp, Cuomo]

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
Woo-hoo, and that's for all time

5. [Chorus: Cuomo]

Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that


anyways,,, this next one is a long one just like weezer's 80 inch penis
6. [Bridge: Cuomo and Sharp]

Bang! Bang!
Knock on the door
Another big bang, get down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh!
(And that's for all time
And that's for all time)

5. [Chorus: Cuomo]

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that

5. [Intro]

Oh yeah
Alright

4. [Verse 1]

Somebody's Heine'
Is crowding my icebox
Somebody's cold one
Is giving me chills
Guess I'll just close my eyes

3. [Interlude]

Oh yeah, alright
Feels good, inside

2. [Verse 2]

Flip on the telly
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow

now time for our diswhorenebale mentions ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

DHM 1: [Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker

DHM 2: [Verse 3]
I can't confront you
I never could do that which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
"This way is a water slide away from me
That takes you further every day"
So be cool

DHM 3: [Chorus]
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker

DHM 4: [Bridge]
Dear Daddy, I write you
In spite of years of silence
You've cleaned up, found Jesus
Things are good, or so I hear
This bottle of Stephen's
Awakens ancient feelings
Like father, stepfather
The son is drowning in the flood
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah

DHM 5: [Guitar Solo]


and now for my #1

my #1 is so touching just like weezer's pe pee
my #1 is good
My @1 is amazing
I am my $1

1. [Chorus]

Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a life taker